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Stupid Costumes, Outfits and Hats My Person Put Me in Even Though She Promised Herself She Never Would.

In Uncategorized on May 7, 2012 at 9:00 pm

I don’t love bringing Christmas cheer but I will ingratiate my person in order to partake in the consumption of Holiday delicacies.

Although the Turban can be quite Sikh (tee he I just love playing with words!)…chic, I should say…I only wear ones that are made from 100% Cashmere or Peruvian baby alpaca.  Otherwise, I am afraid my beautiful porcelain skin becomes quite irritated.

Pictured, I attended a friend’s birthday party.   I allowed myself to be adorned with this ridiculous and uncomfortable hat out of grace and social propriety,.

Upon first glance one might liken my suit to an Easter bunny costume; however, it is actually a post-modernist statement.

Somebody became VERY upset when she wasn’t allowed to purchase this stunning pink polka dot rain slicker.

Here I am after a particularly irritating bath.  I have to say – the ‘je ne sais quoi’ of how the towel was thrown across my brow gives me that refugee look that is just SO in right now!

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