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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/hello/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-07T19:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/09/20/recent-rabblerousing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-41</image:title><image:caption>Can't a lady get any privacy these days?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-40</image:title><image:caption>This photo was taken at a wonderful retreat facility in Malibu, California where I had to go to be treated for exhaustion and dehydration.  I am feeling MUCH better now, thank you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-39</image:title><image:caption>Alright, damn it!  I just can't be bothered to attempt anything other than luxurious over consumption!  Good god, don't tell me I don't deserve IT for heaven's sake!!!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-37</image:title><image:caption>While the press will say I'd been sent away on "Outward Hound," a program for juvenile delinquents - I was merely lending an ear and a paw, volunteering to counsel disillusioned youth on a white water rafting trip. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-36</image:title><image:caption>When one works one's paws to the bone, one is entitled to a few days of relaxation in the sun for crying out loud!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-35</image:title><image:caption>I did get up to do paper work that morning, I was just resting my weary leg (it got caught on my memory foam mattress!) for a few moments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-34</image:title><image:caption>Yes, everything is just divine dahling, simply divine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-31</image:title><image:caption>I'll have you know, I was simply taking a power nap after an excruciating flight back from Sardinia! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-29</image:title><image:caption>Photos hit the tabloids of me canoodling with a steamy latino, but let it be known that I am an accomplished Latin dancer and we were merely performing a difficult manuver sometimes called the Horizonal Mambo. 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bench-of-bergen-street-style-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-25</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-08T23:46:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/11/22/the-elementary-particles-of-inspiration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/32432_495381897159191_2006553190_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32432_495381897159191_2006553190_n</image:title><image:caption>The Wild Bird: Buzzard in 1950s shades, ship in a bottle, Flannery O' Connor and Book of Spells.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/644091_495448670485847_1434815494_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>644091_495448670485847_1434815494_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/531152_495384357158945_1771449231_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>531152_495384357158945_1771449231_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/32432_495381897159191_2006553190_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32432_495381897159191_2006553190_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/575039_393200037377378_2117371723_n-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>575039_393200037377378_2117371723_n-1</image:title><image:caption>Room with a View: Violets, the way it was written.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/426280_10151094240465885_1763695589_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>426280_10151094240465885_1763695589_n</image:title><image:caption>Yesssssss, dahhhhhlings. Yes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/575039_393200037377378_2117371723_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>575039_393200037377378_2117371723_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-01T05:46:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/11/03/the-bitch-bench-of-bergen-street-style-part-iii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bitchbench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BitchBench</image:title><image:caption>Hat. simple accessories, jeans and a pattern in the mix.  Oh my!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-04T01:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/10/04/the-bitch-bench-of-bergen-street-style-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-44</image:title><image:caption>What really caught my eye was Susan's necklace - apparently a find from designer Julie Haus.  Will have to look her up for that darling little shop of mine!  I admire how she let it play center stage and everything else was quite simple.  It can be quite difficult for others not to be completely overpowered by my photographic presence - my delicate porcelain skin really just loves the camera.  Well done, Susan!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-04T13:49:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/10/01/the-lady-bianca-miller-repeller-the-holy-mandal-trinity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/group-flip-flops3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>group-flip-flops</image:title><image:caption>Though not the most primitive form of the Mandal, the flip-flop is definitely the most prolific and permeating member of The Holy Mandal Trilogy to this day. Although the original intended use of the flip-flop, even in ancient times, was casual -- modern-day miscreants have extended the use to prevail outside of beaches, communal showers and nail salons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1331161924-tevas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1331161924-Tevas</image:title><image:caption>The highly eveolved and dangerous Teva.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images-23.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-2</image:title><image:caption>The sock with Mandal double team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/il_fullxfull-356687656_klta3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull.356687656_klta</image:title><image:caption>The Platform Doc Maarten Jesus mandal: often observed in it's Native Habitat, The celtic wares stand at the Rennasiance Fayre.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images-44.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-4</image:title><image:caption>The classic Jesus mandal with toe overbite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/50354_90949534054_4204982_n3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50354_90949534054_4204982_n</image:title><image:caption>Probable Russian prostitute modeling heinous platform flip-flop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/toesocks3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toesocks</image:title><image:caption>Flip-flop with particularly horrific toe-sock combination.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2319793845_e5f91d1dc84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2319793845_e5f91d1dc8</image:title><image:caption>Man with pant and flip-flop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images-7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images-63.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T14:40:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/07/12/whatsthememingofthis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/b_thumbnail_v2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b_thumbnail_v2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/arl_bianca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ARL_bianca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/planking_bianca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>planking_bianca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/someecards_bianca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>someecards_bianca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ermahgerd_bianca.png</image:loc><image:title>ermahgerd_bianca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/advicedog_bianca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>advicedog_bianca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kanye-west-s-bianca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radio City Music Hall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tina-fey-photobomb-bianca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tina-fey-photobomb-bianca</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T19:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/05/07/stupid-costumes-outfits-and-hats-my-mother-put-me-in-even-though-she-promised-herself-she-never-would/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-21</image:title><image:caption>Here I am after a particularly irritating bath, though I have to say - the je ne sais quoi of how the towel was thrown across my brow gives me the refugee look that is just SO IN right now...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-201-e1335273135575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-20</image:title><image:caption>Somebody became VERY upset when she wasn't allowed to purchase this stunning pink polka dot rain slicker....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-20</image:title><image:caption>Although I adore both a polka dot and some pink, the idea of wearing this in public was simply mortifying!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img00075-20101228-1946.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG00075-20101228-1946</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/134679_483845540884_514945884_6047304_2178560_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>134679_483845540884_514945884_6047304_2178560_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/168730_483846495884_514945884_6047314_6078405_n-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>168730_483846495884_514945884_6047314_6078405_n-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/33810_10150113826101802_500651801_7511986_7371833_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>33810_10150113826101802_500651801_7511986_7371833_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-08T03:33:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/04/30/lady-bianca-repeller-the-turd-for-shoe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/778121989_260.jpg</image:loc><image:title>778121989_260</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugs</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit C.  The Ugg Turd.  Don't wear these while you wave your hands in the air like you just don't care and overbite over your lip, because I can tell that you care deeply.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/birkenstock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birkenstock</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A. One of the most primitive forms of the Turd for Shoe, this beauty by Birkenstock now actually pales in comparison to all the newer fandangled Turds that have burst onto the Turd for Shoe scene.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-22</image:title><image:caption>Obviously, like any proper gentlewoman, I save my Boa for special occasions like lying out on the front door mat, soliciting attention from passer by.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/470_2168737-0.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>470_2168737.0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/b_thumbnail_v2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b_thumbnail_v2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-03T18:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2012/04/22/427/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/b_portrait.png</image:loc><image:title>b_portrait</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0226.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0226</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0305</image:title><image:caption>I had heard wonderful things about the museum but I was disappointed to find NONE of the art work had actually anything to do with Bacon.  Shame!  If I hadn't been trying to unwind from my grueling work live, I would have called Consumer Affairs immediately!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0239.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0239</image:title><image:caption>....I finally get to retire after a grueling day of attempting to relax...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0240</image:title><image:caption>...washing up before bedtime....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0244.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0244</image:title><image:caption>...took a rest in the upstairs hall before dinner time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0284.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0284</image:title><image:caption>...I attempted an hour of transcendental meditation with White Owl but for crying out loud, it is just so stressful!  I had to follow it with a dry gin martini with three olives...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0276.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0276</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0296.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0296</image:title><image:caption>...the great outdoors can be so inspirational...and a wonderful place to poop in private!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dscn0289.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0289</image:title><image:caption>After the museum I wandered on an afternoon constitutional with a gentleman caller...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T15:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/10/29/heavy-is-the-head-that-wears-the-crown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn0226.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0226</image:title><image:caption>I find the Sun Salutations so grounding in this crazy, crazy world we live in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn02161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0216</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_1902.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1902</image:title><image:caption>Captured here in an inordinately modest and resrved moment, as soon as the cameras were off, they started ripping the heads off small animals with their teeth!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_1920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1920</image:title><image:caption>Here she is looking uncharacteristically demure in the presence of uber design, branding and merchandising stylist extraordinaire Alan Rohwer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn0090.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0090</image:title><image:caption>Of course we found it only proper to end the evening with a Miller High Life toast to Eponymy, MHL being our eponymous beverage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn0084.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0084</image:title><image:caption>Though curvy in the right areas, I am also blessed with a speedy metabolism thus I do fully enjoy the luxuries of partaking in a second course.....  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn0076.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0076</image:title><image:caption>The stunning Eponymy ladies of Summer, Amanda and Clare, ready to indulge.  Dry Kir Royales and Oysters?  Yes please!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn0094.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0094</image:title><image:caption>...amongst all the kerfuffle...my nemesis arrived on the scene to catch me in an amorous embrace with my gentleman suitor, Meatball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dscn0093.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0093</image:title><image:caption>...and of course the next morning....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_1892.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1892</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, delirious and still tipsy from the evening, I wound up in the bath with an on again off again romantic interest of mine...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-24T19:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/11/02/behind-enemy-lines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/20110921-215639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110921-215639.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T14:11:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/08/26/245/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/33810_10150113826101802_500651801_7511986_7371833_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>33810_10150113826101802_500651801_7511986_7371833_n</image:title><image:caption>My gorgeous postmodernist coat.  Why, the Empress has no clothes! Ha Ha!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/8518_154229780884_514945884_2765101_4097568_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8518_154229780884_514945884_2765101_4097568_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/134679_483845535884_514945884_6047303_7377390_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>134679_483845535884_514945884_6047303_7377390_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/white-sphynx-kitten-pictures.png</image:loc><image:title>White sphynx kitten pictures.PNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/japanesenuggets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanesenuggets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/whitebaysloth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitebaysloth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/marshmallows-entert0406-de.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marshmallows-ENTERT0406-de</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/whitekoalaah3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitekoalaah3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/japanese-cartoon-character.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japanese cartoon character</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/piglet2rp1008_468x360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>piglet2RP1008_468x360</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-26T17:34:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/08/21/walk-of-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed (1)</image:title><image:caption>It was rumoured I particpated in an affair of an unsavory nature With squire Domenico but that of course is rubbish!  Pure rubbish I say!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>"Grand Phee" calls on Sir Michael for back up one exceedingly perturbing evening when I was bombarded by a pack of  wild and worshiping fans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed (2)</image:title><image:caption>Daniel and Domenico, the finest Personal Security Detail team this side of the Gowanus Canal, come to my rescue one Friday evening when I became absolutely overwhelmed by enamored fans and  bothersome Paparazzi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Depending on the evening, I have to call for security back up as the crowds I gather becomes positively overwhelming!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-21T20:34:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/08/04/bartender-is-the-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/b_portrait.png</image:loc><image:title>B_portrait</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_1887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1887</image:title><image:caption>Stopped by for a summer afternoon of bar therapy with Sir Floyd and a thumble full of Eponymy;'s Eponymous Miller High Life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/229650_10150286229208395_701398394_7822199_5848238_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>229650_10150286229208395_701398394_7822199_5848238_n</image:title><image:caption>A glorious specimen of manhood, our dear friend John (he graces the bar at both the Vanderbilt and Weatherup) of The Barman's Fund braves the lines of target to buy diapers for nearby CHIPS maternity shelter. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unnamed-1-e1312413883713.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>Perfect specimens, both. Note the charm, tie, vest, jacket, snaggletooth. Woof.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_4154_floyd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Floyd at the Vanderbilt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0346_gabe_paul_sml.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BK bartenders exhibit A</image:title><image:caption>Perfect specimens, both. Note the charm, tie, vest, cashmere, scarf.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T15:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/07/19/the-gilded-age-of-slander/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0712</image:title><image:caption>Here I was reminiscing with some old friends from my favorite music venue, Southpaw, when a member of the press captured me in an awkward moment which appears to be a passionate embrace.  Good lord!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/55859_436216645884_514945884_5275544_7084719_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>55859_436216645884_514945884_5275544_7084719_o</image:title><image:caption>Here I was captured during a high-fashion photo shoot with my dear friend Francesco who runs a precious little coffee shop on Classon Avenue in Brooklyn called Glass Shop.  I had something in my eye and he was simply trying to help me get it out!  There was nothing unsavory about our interaction whatsoever!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/27090_373917090884_514945884_3771527_2184685_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27090_373917090884_514945884_3771527_2184685_n</image:title><image:caption>While strolling in my neighborhood I was bombarded by a pack of gentleman fans, asking for my autograph and wanting to ask me about my latest projects!  I was positively overwhelmed but of course I obliged, not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/9618_138422270884_514945884_2635950_320458_n-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9618_138422270884_514945884_2635950_320458_n (1)</image:title><image:caption>Again, in a disgusting invasion of privacy, My Nemesis captured a nap-time photo and distributed it to the international tabloids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/13931_203056790884_514945884_3098974_7306193_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13931_203056790884_514945884_3098974_7306193_n</image:title><image:caption>Here I had been overseeing a huge in store event and I absolutely collapsed by the end of the night!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/223140_1886219308223_1023613161_32171570_3132461_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>223140_1886219308223_1023613161_32171570_3132461_n</image:title><image:caption>Here I am pictured on a lunch date with one of my Gentleman callers, Meatball.  Meatball owns the popular restaurant Bark Hot Dogs down the block.  Rumors swirled that I was opportunistically forming a relationship with him based on my love of hot dogs but that is of course all nonsense.  I was drawn to dear Meatball for his strong masculine physique, his underbite and snaggletooth, and his vague resemblance to a cod fish.  Sweet tender affection!   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/15306_423752666336_709496336_5075709_8153168_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15306_423752666336_709496336_5075709_8153168_n</image:title><image:caption>Admittedly, I was showing interest in my former actor flame, Arrow Shwartzman.  But as I mentioned before, the pressure of our combined fame proved too steep of an obstacle to maintain the relationship.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/165698_482105780884_514945884_6024695_8035712_n-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>165698_482105780884_514945884_6024695_8035712_n (1)</image:title><image:caption>My dear friend and I had merely fallen asleep after taking a grueling spinning class and My Nemesis caught us in this completely accidental posintion which makes it appear as if there was some type of hanky-panky going on!  Good gracious no! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/9618_139059450884_514945884_2644477_1085693_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9618_139059450884_514945884_2644477_1085693_n</image:title><image:caption>Here I was merely showing one of suitors, Zeus, the finest new merchandise that had arrived at my store.  It was completely innocent!  Really!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/9618_138421670884_514945884_2635939_6360237_n-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9618_138421670884_514945884_2635939_6360237_n (1)</image:title><image:caption>Here I had been cooking a feast all day and then just absolutely collapsed out of weakness in the kitchen when my gentleman friend happened to break my fall!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-19T21:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/07/09/minimalist-chic-for-a-lady-of-strength/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/53366_1623100671810_1665293184_1422231_4746291_o-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>53366_1623100671810_1665293184_1422231_4746291_o (1)</image:title><image:caption>Photo of me in my little shop, Eponymy, taken by Erika Larsen for Inc Magazine. Notice my curvaceous hips in perfect harmony with the intricate tone of my abdominal muscles. Exactly the type of attributes showcased by Zac Posen's Z Spoke line.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/53366_1623100671810_1665293184_1422231_4746291_o-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>53366_1623100671810_1665293184_1422231_4746291_o (1)</image:title><image:caption>Photo of me at my little shop, Eponymy taken by Erika Larsen for Inc Magazine.  Notice my curvaceous hips in perfect harmony with the intricate tone of my abdominal muscles.  Exactly the type of attributes showcased by Zac Posen's Z Spoke line. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zacposen_skirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZacPosen_skirt</image:title><image:caption>Stretch Core Suiting Pencil Skirt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zacpose_flirtystretchcore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZacPose_FlirtyStretchcore</image:title><image:caption>Stretch Core Suiting Flare Dress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zacposen_jerseybacklessdress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZacPosen_JerseyBacklessdress</image:title><image:caption>Z Spoke Jersey Backless Dress</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T23:24:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/06/23/firm-denial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/72258_442636615884_514945884_5385352_5720993_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>72258_442636615884_514945884_5385352_5720993_n</image:title><image:caption>If one can enjoy an afternoon beer at one's country home in peace for crying out loud, what is the whurld coming to!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/72258_442636615884_514945884_5385352_5720993_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>72258_442636615884_514945884_5385352_5720993_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/n1665293184_290487_7558086.jpg</image:loc><image:title>n1665293184_290487_7558086</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/30921_394147700884_514945884_4265233_6698078_n2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30921_394147700884_514945884_4265233_6698078_n</image:title><image:caption>Here I was simply grinning regarding a series of simply hil-ar-ious military-industrial complex knock-knock jokes told by Lem, my favorite bartender.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/30921_394147700884_514945884_4265233_6698078_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30921_394147700884_514945884_4265233_6698078_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/30921_394147700884_514945884_4265233_6698078_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30921_394147700884_514945884_4265233_6698078_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/30921_394147720884_514945884_4265234_339632_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30921_394147720884_514945884_4265234_339632_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/beer_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer_crop</image:title><image:caption>Bianca Miller Genuine Draft</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/b_thumbnail_v3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unimpressed</image:title><image:caption>Bianca Miller, unimpressed</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-30T21:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/2011/06/16/art-tour-extraordinaire-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img00207-20110620-20481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG00207-20110620-2048</image:title><image:caption>BARK AT THE MOON</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img00207-20110620-2048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG00207-20110620-2048</image:title><image:caption>Bark at the Moon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-06-11-11-1-30-44-e1308602278754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>It was then that I truly scrutinized the existence of the American Dream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-06-11-11-2-30-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>It was then that I truly scrutinized the existence of the American Dream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ladybiancamiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2011-06-11-11-30-44-e1308279862419.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B pondering La Chappelle</image:title><image:caption>It was then that I truly scrutinized the existence of the American 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